I had seen Jesus Profiteering before, but not to the same degree as a certain truckstop in Missouri...

Hey J.C. Can you please stop posting flyers for your shitty band on my comments? Thanks.
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I always thought of Jesus as more of a Gibson guy.
A 1981 Flying V, Mayhaps?

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Sickening.
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Actually, A Jesus Merman looks like this:

And he doesn't give A FUCK about coffee. Hook a brotha up with some raw fish.