The Belly of the Beast

I went to a Sarah Palin rally last night, but not without smuggling in some surprises.

Rec Hall at PSU was packed, but I was able to set up right in front of the press and hold up this sign for a good part of the evening.


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Here's a close-up:



I also made a few of these, but thought better than to hold them up, surrounded by 7,500 rural, conservative Pennsylvanians.




After it was announced that Hank Williams Jr. was going to sing the National Anthem, I, along with a bunch of other people took off our hats. Apparently, we have a new National Anthem that goes something like this:

(I have been accused by a Youtube user of seeking Youtube Fame by posting this video. I must admit that he is right. I am trying to be the biggest Youtube celebrity ever. When I took this shitty, shaky, 1 minute clip, I fully intended on getting more views than "Chocolate Rain," "Leave Britney Alone," and those animals eating the shit out of each other in Africa combined.)



Here's a verse from our new National Anthem


Thanks a lot for the financial crisis, BILL CLINTON! It's ALL your fault, Slick Willy.

Rejected!

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The Brits know how to waste tax dollars too!

This was the old logo for the 'Norfolk Constabulary'



Roughly $54,000 later, they will wind up with this one:



Around $4600 went on developing and designing the new version, while $39,000 will be needed to change signs around the county and another $10,000 to update patrol cars

Good job, chaps!

The article can be read here: