Reporters screwing up brings joy to us all.

First, the classic:

Reporter Goes Ghetto




Melanie Morales can't hear shit





This reporter likes to demonstrate what he is reporting. It is good for all of us that he didn't do a story on auto-erotic asphyxiation.





Their sexual tension finally reached the breaking point. Shortly after this gaff, a love swing was installed in the editing room.





His co-worker is dead, but he stays calm as ever. All I can gather is that there was a problem with the teleprompter punctuation, but this is out of control.

Who the fuck cuts Brian May from an album?

Axl Rose does.

I may have downloaded leaked versions of "Chinese Democracy" last month and it contained early versions of tracks which will be released on 11/23. One of which had a guest appearance by Brian May, of Queen, and it was awesome.

I would post the original version of Catcher in the Rye, but a combination of my computer crashing and fear of Axl going Metallica on me, you will have to find it yourself.

At any rate, the original version was far superior.

/rant

Pranked you were.

Look at the pure hate in her eyes.