If you want to have a lot of sex in college, but don't want a job afterwards, may I recommend majoring in studio art?

Here is a chart representing Virginity rates among students by major


Source: Counterpoint magazine at Wellesley College

The high percentage of virgin Poli-sci majors is very surprising to me. I have a hunch that it will be the other 27% who could make it in Washington.

It's true, whether you like it or not.

Some people are just better than others.

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Tea party? Fine- but your stupidity will be mocked on the internet.

Pleasant Dreams!

Gentrification can be a bitch

Your "one stop shop" for Marital Aids to enhance your Christian Marriage, while keeping Christ at the center.

The following is from an actual Christian-based website called, http://mybelovedsgarden.net.





All pictures on MBG Lingerie are like the one above. We use real models for all of lingerie so they show better, the skin of these models is covered by another color. Where there is a color there would be skin. We have done this so that the pictures are not offensive to some, enjoy.

I'm Afraid I Just Blue Myself

It's only a matter of time before Radioactive Great White Sharks kill us all, so I wrote my mayor a letter.

The Farallon Islands are about 20 miles off the coast of San Francisco and are home to a shitload of Great White Sharks.





The elephant seal population attracts a population of well-known Great White Sharks to the islands. In 1970 Farallon biologists witnessed their first shark attack, on a Steller’s sea lion. During the next fifteen years, more than one hundred attacks on seals and sea lions were observed at close range.

The same area was used as a radioactive dumping site for almost 25 years....


Nuclear waste






In the above map the approximate locations of two major nuclear waste dumping sites, according to a 1980 United States Environmental Protection Agency report, are indicated.


From 1946 to 1970, the sea around the Farallones was used as a nuclear dumping site for radioactive waste under the authority of the Atomic Energy Commission at a site known as the Farallon Island Nuclear Waste Dump.



I decided to be proactive about the matter and wrote my mayor a letter.


Hello Mayor Newsom,

Although it may seem like the major problems in this city are our failing economy, terrible school system, and whether or not to allow homo-love, there is a more pressing issue at hand.

As you may or may not know, the Farallon Islands are less than 30 miles from the city of San Francisco.

This area is a favorite for Great White Sharks to mate, and savagely attack sea lions and seals. Over the past few decades, they have become more aggressive and the attacks have increased.

I believe I know why they have become more aggressive. They are mutating into radioactive killing machines.

Apparently, the Farallon Islands were used as a dumping site for radioactive materials for almost 25 years from the 40's until around 1970.

I write this e-mail to you to raise your attention to this issue, as it is only a matter of time before the sharks mutate enough to make landfall and destroy our beautiful city and kill us all.

That being said, as a resident of Ocean Beach, I realize that I am the first line of defense and hereby volunteer to enlist in the "Radioactive Shark Prevention Unit."

We may need some funding for sledge hammers and whatnot, but I am fairly confident that we can be self-sufficient from bake sales, etc.

thank you for your time and I look forward to hearing back from you,

Ben

P.S. I have attached a map of the dump site and a terrifying great white shark for your review.

In this tough economy, it has become necessary to respond to all of those pesky rejection letters.

Dear Sirs:
Thank you for your letter of ________. After careful
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept
your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I
have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
refusals.

Despite your firms outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection
does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will
initiate employment with your firm immediately.
I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,









I wish I wrote this.

The legend of Speedo Guy!

This is the most disappointing news headline I have ever seen:

Banana Giant Seeks Dismissal of Columbia Death Lawsuits
FOXNews –
‎36 minutes ago‎

I was expecting this:




But got a story about Chiquita.

Damn you once again, Fox News!

They sure don't write sea lion obituaries like they used to....

Introducing........
BEN BUTLER!- Late 1800's Attraction of Ocean Beach, San Francisco!


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This obituary is the most moving piece of journalism that I have ever read- and it is for a freaking Sea Lion. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...


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I don't respect W. But I sure as hell respect his boots!

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Presidential Cowboy boots!

Well played, sir.

All is forgiven.

An Oldie, but Goody

Patches enjoys riding in cars, fetching beer and sleeping in beds....

Wait a sec.... Kanye West didn't actually make all of his beats?

Ok, not breaking news at all, but this video shows the origins of all of his samples.

Pretty Cool.

That's Laser Jesus Rothbear to you.

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There I was, just trying to sell some music gear, when Craigslist shoved their pro-convict agenda down my throat.

I have been labeled as "Goofy, Impertinent, and Irrelevant" by the #2 of the "GodHatesFags" movement

As a follow-up to yesterday, the guy I talked to on the internet, did, in fact, ask my question to Shirley Phelps-Roper, of the Westboro Baptist Church.

I am trying to get a more edited version of the interview, but you can check it out here.

The interview with her starts at around 9 minutes.

Apparently, I will indirectly be asking the "Godhates Fags" lady a question tonight on the radio.

A political interviewer asked a bunch of people online for their input on what to ask the "Godhatesfags" lady. (for those of you unfamiliar with this group, check my old friend google for more info, as they won't be plugged here.)

My questions were:

"Can you ask her at what age they start raising their kids/grandkids to believe that god hates fags?"

"Also, ask her what she would do if the first word a male baby in their community spoke was "CINNAMON" in a very effeminate way?"

Finally, the one that was selected was "Please also ask if god hates "faggot animals" like lesbian seagulls or homo-goats?"

I am sure he will change up the language, but tune into: This Link to find out.....