In this tough economy, it has become necessary to respond to all of those pesky rejection letters.

Dear Sirs:
Thank you for your letter of ________. After careful
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept
your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I
have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
refusals.

Despite your firms outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection
does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will
initiate employment with your firm immediately.
I look forward to seeing you then.

Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.

Sincerely,









I wish I wrote this.