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Monday, August 17, 2009
Thursday, August 13, 2009
Friday, July 24, 2009
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Thursday, July 16, 2009
Friday, July 10, 2009
As first order of business for the G8 Summit.......
The world's leaders will eye-fuck Italian broads!
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Thursday, July 9, 2009
Saturday, July 4, 2009
Thursday, July 2, 2009
Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Friday, June 5, 2009
the US is the GREATEST MILITARY FORCE
and dance troupe IN THE WORLD!
Outkast's "Hey Ya"
Peanut butter Jelly Time in Iraq:
Outkast's "Hey Ya"
Peanut butter Jelly Time in Iraq:
Tuesday, June 2, 2009
If you want to have a lot of sex in college, but don't want a job afterwards, may I recommend majoring in studio art?
Here is a chart representing Virginity rates among students by major
Source: Counterpoint magazine at Wellesley College
The high percentage of virgin Poli-sci majors is very surprising to me. I have a hunch that it will be the other 27% who could make it in Washington.
Source: Counterpoint magazine at Wellesley College
The high percentage of virgin Poli-sci majors is very surprising to me. I have a hunch that it will be the other 27% who could make it in Washington.
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Friday, May 22, 2009
Saturday, May 9, 2009
Thursday, April 23, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Saturday, April 4, 2009
Your "one stop shop" for Marital Aids to enhance your Christian Marriage, while keeping Christ at the center.
The following is from an actual Christian-based website called, http://mybelovedsgarden.net.
All pictures on MBG Lingerie are like the one above. We use real models for all of lingerie so they show better, the skin of these models is covered by another color. Where there is a color there would be skin. We have done this so that the pictures are not offensive to some, enjoy.
All pictures on MBG Lingerie are like the one above. We use real models for all of lingerie so they show better, the skin of these models is covered by another color. Where there is a color there would be skin. We have done this so that the pictures are not offensive to some, enjoy.
Monday, March 9, 2009
Friday, March 6, 2009
It's only a matter of time before Radioactive Great White Sharks kill us all, so I wrote my mayor a letter.
The Farallon Islands are about 20 miles off the coast of San Francisco and are home to a shitload of Great White Sharks.
The elephant seal population attracts a population of well-known Great White Sharks to the islands. In 1970 Farallon biologists witnessed their first shark attack, on a Steller’s sea lion. During the next fifteen years, more than one hundred attacks on seals and sea lions were observed at close range.
The same area was used as a radioactive dumping site for almost 25 years....
Nuclear waste
In the above map the approximate locations of two major nuclear waste dumping sites, according to a 1980 United States Environmental Protection Agency report, are indicated.
From 1946 to 1970, the sea around the Farallones was used as a nuclear dumping site for radioactive waste under the authority of the Atomic Energy Commission at a site known as the Farallon Island Nuclear Waste Dump.
I decided to be proactive about the matter and wrote my mayor a letter.
Hello Mayor Newsom,
Although it may seem like the major problems in this city are our failing economy, terrible school system, and whether or not to allow homo-love, there is a more pressing issue at hand.
As you may or may not know, the Farallon Islands are less than 30 miles from the city of San Francisco.
This area is a favorite for Great White Sharks to mate, and savagely attack sea lions and seals. Over the past few decades, they have become more aggressive and the attacks have increased.
I believe I know why they have become more aggressive. They are mutating into radioactive killing machines.
Apparently, the Farallon Islands were used as a dumping site for radioactive materials for almost 25 years from the 40's until around 1970.
I write this e-mail to you to raise your attention to this issue, as it is only a matter of time before the sharks mutate enough to make landfall and destroy our beautiful city and kill us all.
That being said, as a resident of Ocean Beach, I realize that I am the first line of defense and hereby volunteer to enlist in the "Radioactive Shark Prevention Unit."
We may need some funding for sledge hammers and whatnot, but I am fairly confident that we can be self-sufficient from bake sales, etc.
thank you for your time and I look forward to hearing back from you,
Ben
P.S. I have attached a map of the dump site and a terrifying great white shark for your review.
The elephant seal population attracts a population of well-known Great White Sharks to the islands. In 1970 Farallon biologists witnessed their first shark attack, on a Steller’s sea lion. During the next fifteen years, more than one hundred attacks on seals and sea lions were observed at close range.
The same area was used as a radioactive dumping site for almost 25 years....
Nuclear waste
In the above map the approximate locations of two major nuclear waste dumping sites, according to a 1980 United States Environmental Protection Agency report, are indicated.
From 1946 to 1970, the sea around the Farallones was used as a nuclear dumping site for radioactive waste under the authority of the Atomic Energy Commission at a site known as the Farallon Island Nuclear Waste Dump.
I decided to be proactive about the matter and wrote my mayor a letter.
Hello Mayor Newsom,
Although it may seem like the major problems in this city are our failing economy, terrible school system, and whether or not to allow homo-love, there is a more pressing issue at hand.
As you may or may not know, the Farallon Islands are less than 30 miles from the city of San Francisco.
This area is a favorite for Great White Sharks to mate, and savagely attack sea lions and seals. Over the past few decades, they have become more aggressive and the attacks have increased.
I believe I know why they have become more aggressive. They are mutating into radioactive killing machines.
Apparently, the Farallon Islands were used as a dumping site for radioactive materials for almost 25 years from the 40's until around 1970.
I write this e-mail to you to raise your attention to this issue, as it is only a matter of time before the sharks mutate enough to make landfall and destroy our beautiful city and kill us all.
That being said, as a resident of Ocean Beach, I realize that I am the first line of defense and hereby volunteer to enlist in the "Radioactive Shark Prevention Unit."
We may need some funding for sledge hammers and whatnot, but I am fairly confident that we can be self-sufficient from bake sales, etc.
thank you for your time and I look forward to hearing back from you,
Ben
P.S. I have attached a map of the dump site and a terrifying great white shark for your review.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
In this tough economy, it has become necessary to respond to all of those pesky rejection letters.
Dear Sirs:
Thank you for your letter of ________. After careful
consideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept
your refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year I
have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually large
number of rejection letters. With such a varied and promising
field of candidates it is impossible for me to accept all
refusals.
Despite your firms outstanding qualifications and previous
experience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection
does not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I will
initiate employment with your firm immediately.
I look forward to seeing you then.
Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.
Sincerely,
I wish I wrote this.
Saturday, February 28, 2009
Friday, February 27, 2009
This is the most disappointing news headline I have ever seen:
Banana Giant Seeks Dismissal of Columbia Death Lawsuits
FOXNews –
36 minutes ago
I was expecting this:
But got a story about Chiquita.
Damn you once again, Fox News!
FOXNews –
36 minutes ago
I was expecting this:
But got a story about Chiquita.
Damn you once again, Fox News!
Wednesday, January 7, 2009
They sure don't write sea lion obituaries like they used to....
Introducing........
BEN BUTLER!- Late 1800's Attraction of Ocean Beach, San Francisco!
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This obituary is the most moving piece of journalism that I have ever read- and it is for a freaking Sea Lion. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...
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BEN BUTLER!- Late 1800's Attraction of Ocean Beach, San Francisco!
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This obituary is the most moving piece of journalism that I have ever read- and it is for a freaking Sea Lion. I'm not sure whether to laugh or cry...
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