The Highs and Lows of Being a Man

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I don't know how I came across this absurd right wing t-shirt website, but this shirt made me chuckle.

BREAKING NEWS! Turkey Dictator speaking and gathering support!

If Man walked on the Moon today.....

Suck it China!

Senator Sessions "Gonna do that Crack Cocaine thing."

As first order of business for the G8 Summit.......

The world's leaders will eye-fuck Italian broads!




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Need a vacation? Why not OAKLAND?!?!?!

What better way to celebrate the fourth than to watch the best performance of our national anthem, EVER?

R.I.P. BILLY!

Well...... See you all in hell, I guess!

the US is the GREATEST MILITARY FORCE

and dance troupe IN THE WORLD!


Outkast's "Hey Ya"


Peanut butter Jelly Time in Iraq:

If you want to have a lot of sex in college, but don't want a job afterwards, may I recommend majoring in studio art?

Here is a chart representing Virginity rates among students by major


Source: Counterpoint magazine at Wellesley College

The high percentage of virgin Poli-sci majors is very surprising to me. I have a hunch that it will be the other 27% who could make it in Washington.

It's true, whether you like it or not.

Some people are just better than others.

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